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A Little Thing Called Love Movie OST (Download)

2011-03-07T21:41:00.003+08:00

Want to download A Little Thing Called Love Movie OST (Official Sound Track)? Then continue reading this post of mine.

A Little Thing Called Love Official Soundtrack (OST)

· (Because Of My Heart) – Download
· (Someday) – Download
. (Little Thing Called Love) - Download
· (The Star) - Download
· (Day/Month/Year) – Download

how to customized your photoshop to become faster in slower PC

2009-10-30T18:48:00.002+08:00

I’ll give you some tips on how to make Photoshop faster just by tweaking some options in Preferences.

Note: I am using Photoshop CS4 and the screenshots are from that version, but don’t worry if you have an older version of the software – they all have those options, only the text and positioning may vary. Look around and you will find them.

To bring up the Preferences dialog box go to Edit-> Preferences or click Ctrl-K:

Tip 1: Adjust the Performance settings

Choose Performance:

As you can see, you have four sections here: Memory Usage, Scratch Disks, History & Cache and GPU Settings. We’ll play around with first three.

Memory Usage

Photoshop uses a lot of your system’s RAM and shares it with the operating system. The amount of RAM usage is adjustable in Photoshop — you can set the limit (maximum amount) that the application uses. Depending on how much RAM you have fitted on your computer, change it to 55-65% (for those of you with up to 2 GB of RAM) and 70-75% (for 4 GB RAM and more).

Note: don’t push the slider all the way to the maximum because your system may crash. Use it wisely, leave some for the operating system.

Scratch Disks

In addition to RAM, Photoshop uses Scratch Disks or so-called “virtual RAM”. A scratch disk is hard drive space that is allocated for the program to as virtual RAM use while processing data. If you have more than one hard drive, allowing Photoshop to use the secondary hard drive will dramatically increase its working speed.

Set as many as you want, don’t worry about the space – it is only temporary and will be wiped once you quit Photoshop.

History & Cache

We are not perfect, right? And we do lots of mistakes while working on a task (I do a lot). Just imagine how would it be if there were no “undo’s”? Fortunately, in Photoshop we can even set the amount of History States (undo’s) but the more you set – the more memory it takes. Because every action is “remembered” in virtual memory thus, it requires more space to keep those steps available for recalling.

By default, History States is set to 20, which, for the slower machines is just too much. Sad, but it really slows down Photoshop, especially when you are working with large images. Set it to 10-15 and it’ll run a lot smoother.

Cache levels are used to improve screen redraw and histogram rendering speed. Choose more Cache levels for larger documents with fewer layers, or fewer Cache levels for smaller documents with many layers. You can choose from 1 to 8 levels.

Note: all these changes will take effect after you restart Photoshop.

Tip 2: Purge your Clipboard

Here again – RAM issues. Photoshop’s clipboard uses a lot of RAM and if you have copied several large images and pasted it to a new document, it is still in your clipboard. Free up the RAM by purging unnecessary data from your clipboard. To do that, go to Edit->Purge:

Note: this action is cannot be undone, so think twice if you don’t need the data in clipboard, history, or undo’s anymore.

Tip 3: Defragment your hard drives

Especially for smaller capacity hard drives, fragmentation is an issue. Use Windows Defragmenter to optimize your hard disks every once in a while. I do it once a month. Go to Start>All Programs>Accessories> System Tools>Disk Defragmenter. Choose the drive to be defragmented and then select the Defragment button.

Tip 4: Close unnecessary software

This tip is kind of obvious but sometimes we forget about it and then complain why Photoshop is running so slowly. This is due to applications that are running in the background, using up processing power and RAM. Quit everything except for the applications needed for the task.

These are tweaking tips I use to speed up my Photoshop and they really are useful. If you have more tips on that let the people know, leave them in comments.

10 Solid Tips to Safeguard Your Facebook Privacy

2009-09-15T21:03:00.003+08:00

This guide will show what you can (and cannot) do to safeguard your Facebook privacy.

1. Organize Friends in Lists

What do you do when your boss, mother-in-law, or a casual web acquaintance sends you a friend request on Facebook? Use Friend Lists. Friend Lists are the foundation of your Facebook privacy settings. Select Friends from the top menu, and use the Create link to create friend lists like Co-workers, Family, College Friends, etc. Your friends can’t see your lists, so you can name them whatever you like.

Tip: On your left sidebar, all your friend lists may not show up by default. Click More to see all of them, and drag and drop those you want above the separator.

2. Customize Profile Privacy

Click Settings > Privacy Settings > Profile. Select which parts of your profile will be seen by whom.

If you choose Customize in the drop down, you can be more specific. This is where the Friend Lists you created before become really useful.

Also go to the Contact Information tab and choose how you want your contact information to be shared on the Internet.

3. Set Facebook Privacy Level of Photo Albums

On the Photos tab of your profile page, click Album Privacy. Here again, you can use your Friend Lists to set the privacy for each photo album.

Note that your profile pictures go into a special album that is always visible to ALL your friends.
4. Restrict Search Visibility

Click Privacy > Search to set your visibility when someone searches Facebook for people. This is an important way to safeguard your Facebook privacy. You can also select what will be visible in the search results.

5. Control Automatic Wall Posts and News Feed Updates

Your actions in Facebook such as comments, likes, appear as highlights on ALL your friends’ home pages. You cannot use friend lists here, only turn them on or off.

Go to Privacy > News Feed and Wall and choose whether you want your boss or ex-girlfriend to know that you’re in a relationship.
6. Set Facebook Wall Privacy

Go to your profile page, click Options > Settings under the status box.

Here you can control whether your friends can post to your Wall, and who can see the posts made by your friends.
7. Avoid Appearing in Advertisements

Facebook has two types of advertisements: third-party and Facebook. Third-party advertisements are currently not allowed to use your pictures, but there is a setting to disallow it if it is allowed in the future. Go to Privacy > News Feed and Wall > Facebook Ads tab to turn this off.

The Facebook ads shown to your friends are about ‘social actions’ like becoming a fan of something. You can turn this off at the bottom of the page.
8. Protect Yourself from Friends’ Applications

Go to Privacy > Applications, and click the Settings tab and uncheck all the boxes. These settings control what information about you is visible to applications installed by your friends. By default, these are set to visible. This means that your religious, sexual, and political preferences, pictures, etc. are readily available to one of the million worldwide Facebook application developers, each time any of your friends takes a quiz, plays a game, or runs any other Facebook app. This is obviously a Facebook privacy issue.

This is the most commonly misunderstood aspect of Facebook privacy. These settings control what applications installed by your friends can see about you, even if you don’t install the application yourself.

Why is this important? Because these settings will not change anything about what you are sharing with the applications you install yourself. For that, go to the next step.

9. Privacy from Your Applications

There is no way to control what applications see about you; it is an all-or-nothing affair. Take this quiz developed by the American Civil Liberties Union to check what anonymous application developers can know about you and your friends each time you take a quiz.

The Burton Group’s Identity blog features the Facebook Privacy Mirror, an application that you can use to find out what applications know about you and your friends. If you really want to see exactly what profile data of each of your friends is visible to application developers, Privacy Mirror shows it in detail.

The only thing you can do is to authorize only those applications you require and trust. Go to Settings > Application Settings from the top menu. Change the drop-down from Recently Used to Authorized. Here you can see all the applications you have authorized to get access to ALL your profile information. Remove the ones you no longer need.

Also check the list of applications Allowed to Post and Granted Additional Permissions to remove unwanted ones.
10. Quitting Facebook? Delete, Don’t Just De-Activate Your Account

You can easily deactivate your account in Facebook from the Settings page. But deactivation will retain all your profile information within Facebook, including pictures, friends, etc. If you want to permanently delete your Facebook account, click here to submit a deletion request. Note that:

1. There is an unspecified delay between submitting your delete request and actual deletion.
2. If you login to Facebook, your deletion request is automatically cancelled.
3. There doesn’t seem to be any way to confirm that your request was completed.
4. Even after permanent deletion, Facebook says that copies of your photos may remain on their servers for technical reasons.

Also, note that once in a while, there is news of a Facebook hack or leak that can expose your information on the Internet. It is better to be safe than sorry by avoiding using Facebook for anything that may embarrass you.

I hope this article gives you a better understanding and insight into Facebook’s fragile privacy. Have any questions or concerns? Liked the post? Please tell us in the comments!

Golden Eye 4.50

2009-09-12T19:53:00.005+08:00

Have you ever wondered what your children are doing on the Internet? Whom they have talked to and what pictures they have seen?
Are you suspecting your husband or wife is cheating on you? whom they emailed to? what movies they have seen? whom they have chatted with ?
Do you want to know what your employees are doing during work hours?
Here is a total solution. Golden Eye is a powerful spy tool and can tell you what and when they are really doing!

Golden Eye can spy:
* Keystrokes (username & password)
* Websites Visited
* Window Title of Programs
* File and Folder Operation
* Screenshot
* Windows Startup/Shutdown
* Exe File Path
* Instant Messenger
* Clipboard

// ** Note ** //
Run Golden Eye totally stealth, Invisible mode ensures that Golden Eye is completely hidden from everyone except you. Others can not see it in the Windows System tray, desktop, task Manager or in the Add/Remove in Control Panel. You can call it up with Hotkey you choose. Only you can launch or delete Golden Eye.

link: http://uploading.com/files/I72RDJUG/Golden_Eye_4.50_.rar.html

Proper Step for Overclocking the CPU

2009-08-21T09:13:00.001+08:00

Andrew E. Songs

2009-08-20T05:59:00.008+08:00

Hey guys, guess what I have for you..??? Its a download link for Andrew E. Songs. Hope you enjoy it. If you have a request don't hesitate to comment me or PM me thank you and enjoy the Filipino Music. Take care and God Bless!

Here are the list of Songs I have in him. :D

Download link:

http://rapidshare.com/files/119266805/andrew_e.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/119268341/andrew_e.part2.rar

Password:
www.evolutionized.co.uk

Note: Don't copy & paste the Password.

The cat tells you how stink your feet is

2009-08-15T20:05:00.006+08:00

" The cat tells you how stink your feet is "

Hiding Something

2009-08-14T20:34:00.008+08:00

Hiding Something, if you have any important files, documents and your afraid to lose it. Don't you worry because Windows XP provides (not officialy ) a utility by which you can hide your one or more drives.

Here's the Steps and Procedure to hide your drive/partition.

1. Go to Start > run > type "diskpart".
A DOS window will appear with following discription.
DISKPART>

2. Then type "list volume"

// type all the command w/out the double quote
// results in here depends how many drive you have

The result will look like :

Volume ### Ltr Label Fs Type Size Status Info
--------------- --- -------- ---- ------ ---- ------ ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ----

Volume 0 F CD-ROM
Volume 1 C System Files Partition 7000MB Healthy System
Volume 2 D Other Documents Partition 8000MB Healthy
Volume 3 E My Files Partition 8000MB Healthy

3. Suppose u wanna hide drive E then type "select volume 3". Then a message will appear in same winwods [ Volume 3 is the selected volume]

4. Now type "remove letter E". Now a message will come
[ Diskpart Removed the Drive letter ] sometime it requires the reboot the computer.

Your partition/drive is safe now from all unauthorized users. To access the content of hidden Drive repeat the process mentioned above. But in 4th step replace " remove" to "assign" i mean type "assign letter E"

Good Luck

Easy Way to Share Multiple Folders

2009-08-14T06:36:00.003+08:00

Easy Way to Share Multiple Folders

If you need to share multiple folders, run the program " SHRPUBW.EXE" in the cmd and it will bring up a simple dialog box to let you:

Note: " without double quote "

Opts the following:

1.Browse to the folder you want to share
2. Enter in a Share name
3. Enter in a Share description
4. Set permissions. Several choices are available
5. Restart the process from within the same program

Convert your 1Gig USB Storage to 2Gig

2009-08-12T21:42:00.009+08:00

Convert your 1Gig USB Storage to 2Gig

The application is called Skymedi 1Gb fix
this will work only on 1GB usb's so don't bother trying on 2Gb, 4GB, 512mb etc.

Download:

http://rapidshare.com/files/258448637/1_gb_to_2_gb.rar

Note:

This application allows the text of a 1GB usb to change into 2GB.

"Text only."
hahaha. (o0,)

Manila Bulletin (take a look)

2009-08-07T19:38:00.005+08:00

" here's the closer view "

"carefully moves the coffin of President Arroyo" ?

and this

omg

Who Used Your Pc In Your Absence, and what did they do?

2009-08-06T21:22:00.007+08:00

Guys just want to share it with you. Hope you all will like it.

Who Used Your Pc In Your Absence, and what did they do?

First you should go

start >> run >> eventvwr.msc

Events are stored in three log files: Application, Security, and System. These logs can be reviewed and archived.

For our purposes we want the System log. Click on "System" in the left-hand column for a list of events. Look for a date and time when you weren't home and your computer should have been off.

Double click on the eg: info and it will show you the detail.

You can also use this log to see how long someone was on the computer. Just look at the time the computer was turned on and off for that day.

FSPRO Hide Folders 2009

2009-08-01T12:18:00.006+08:00

Hide Folders 2009 is an innovative software application which enables you to password protect all the private information on your hard drive. You can make your files and folders inaccessible, invisible or protect them from modification.

The protected folders or files are not accessible by any users - no matter how they are trying to get in - locally or from the net. Effective protection mechanism, intuitive user interface, and set of fine-tuning options will suit the needs of everyone from novice Windows users to computer experts. Since 2001, our Hide Folders software products help our users to hide private files and folders from prying eyes.
Tested by me and your files are surely protected by this

Download:
Comment or PM me and I send you the link

Corazon Aquino, Former Philippine President dies at 76

2009-08-01T11:22:00.019+08:00

It's a sad day in Philippine history...

Our Former President Corazon Cojuangco Aquino, (January 25, 1933 – August 1, 2009). She was the first female president of the Philippines; the icon of democracy and was Asia's first female president. Has past away at the ages of 76 on saturday this morning after being diagnosed with an colon cancer. Finally she's already with our creator. After battling colon cancer for more than a year.

“I would rather die a meaningful death than to live a meaningless life.”
-Cory-

May she rest in peace.

Her family made an official statement announcing the death of their mother:

"Our mother peacefully passed away at 3:18 a.m., August 1, 2009, of cardio-respiratory arrest.

Read the rest of the story here:

R.i.P. President Cory Aquino (January 25, 1933 – August 1, 2009)

FireFox 3.5 Silent Special edition

2009-07-31T06:23:00.004+08:00

Description:

Enabled Extensions: [24]
* Adblock Plus 1.0.2
* BetterPrivacy 1.29
* ColorfulTabs 3.9.2
* Ctrl-Tab 0.20
* Dictionary Lookup Extension 1.5.1
* Firesizer 0.92
* Flagfox 3.3.13
* Flashblock 1.5.11.2
* Greasemonkey 0.8.20090123.1
* Interclue 1.5.8.1
* It's All Text! 1.3.1
* Lazarus: Form Recovery 2.0
* Linkification 1.3.6
* MR Tech Toolkit 6.0.3.4
* Panic Button 1.1.2
* PopupSound 0.1.6
* pwgen 0.1.2
* QuickWiki 0.99
* removetabs 0.3.0
* Stylish 1.0.3
* Tab Scope 0.2.2.11
* Tab Wheel Scroll 20090618
* Undo Closed Tabs Button 3.5.1
* United States English Dictionary 3.0.3

Installed Themes: [2]
* Default
* NASA Night Launch 0.6.20090428

Installed Plugins: (14)
* 2007 Microsoft Office system
* Adobe Acrobat
* Authorware Web Player
* Foxit Reader Plugin for Mozilla
* Microsoft® Windows Media Player Firefox Plugin
* Mozilla Default Plug-in
* Office Genuine Advantage
* QuickTime Plug-in 7.6
* RealJukebox NS Plugin
* RealPlayer Version Plugin
* RealPlayer(tm) G2 LiveConnect-Enabled Plug-In (32-bit)
* Shockwave Flash
* Shockwave for Director
* Windows Genuine Advantage

Neuropass Tweaks
*The piratebay website Tweaked (no more advertisements)
*No waiting time for all megaupload family website and auto CAPTCHA filling and autodownload.
*No more advertisements in windows hotmail. (Enjoy it as a premium user)
*Spelling checker For NEWAGE-OS Chatbox
*Deviantart website tweaked (changed the main theme)
*Warez bb Tweaked ( changed the main theme)
*Youtube website Tweaked (changed the main theme)
*Always centered images
*IMDB website Tweaked (changed the main theme)
*Google page tweaked ( newage-os google and few improvements in the visualization results and google "method")
*Link checker (for Rapidshare links and Megaupload)
*Quick preview when mouse over opened tab
*Move between the tabs with your mouse wheel (when mouse on the tabs)
*Automatic Password generator
*New dictionary features (highlite a word that you need to know and right click on it then select "Quick Wiki" and "quick look in wikipedia" it will open a popup with the definition of that word, Or a faster way is to highlight the word then holding down Ctrl button and right click. Or use Shift + spacer buttons for another wiki imput. )

Download:
http://hotfile.com/dl/9305271/d0ddd61/FireFox3.5SilentSpecial.exe.html

For sale

2009-07-29T21:47:00.006+08:00

A state of the art design made by crazy designers. All items are slightly used, but i guarantee you that its looks new and no hidden defects.

chuck taylor long cut - 1.5k (negotiable)

Louis Vuitton - 8.2k (fix price the Nails used are very expensive)

Nike Gravity Force - 4.5k (slightly negotiable)

lacoste ...5k negotiable

The most advance PC cleaning tools

2009-07-26T13:17:00.002+08:00

This method provides a suite of system management and powerful easy to use PC cleaning.

Increase your youtube,metacafe buffering speed

2009-07-24T07:33:00.004+08:00

Here we have a tutorial to increase the buffering speed of the videos when you watch them to the internet (it is very simple)>>>>>>>

1. Click > "START"
2. Open > "RUN"
3.Type > "system.ini"
4. Hit > "Enter"

After that you'll get system notepad file as:

wave=mmdrv.dll
timer=timer.drv
[mci]
[driver32]
[386enh]
woafont=dosapp.FON
EGA80WOA.FON=EGA80WOA.FON
EGA40WOA.FON=EGA40WOA.FON
CGA80WOA.FON=CGA80WOA.FON
CGA40WOA.FON=CGA40WOA.FON

Just copy the below code in system.ini:

page buffer=1000000Tbps
load=1000000Tbps
download=1000000Tbps
save=1000000Tbps
back=1000000Tbps
search=1000000Tbps
sound=1000000Tbps
webcam=1000000Tbps
voice=1000000Tbps
faxmodemfast=1000000Tbps
update=1000000Tbps

So after you are done, it will look like:

; for 16-bit app support
[drivers]
wave=mmdrv.dll
timer=timer.drv
[mci]
[driver32]
[386enh]
woafont=dosapp.FON
EGA80WOA.FON=EGA80WOA.FON
EGA40WOA.FON=EGA40WOA.FON
CGA80WOA.FON=CGA80WOA.FON
CGA40WOA.FON=CGA40WOA.FON
page buffer=1000000Tbps
load=1000000Tbps
download=1000000Tbps
save=1000000Tbps
back=1000000Tbps
search=1000000Tbps
sound=1000000Tbps
webcam=1000000Tbps
voice=1000000Tbps
faxmodemfast=1000000Tbps
update=1000000Tbps

Save it and Reboot your PC and feel the difference..

i'll bet, it will work 101% sure with that...

Free Software Everyday

2009-07-22T21:29:00.003+08:00

In this site you can grab a free licensed software everyday and that they update their giveaways everyday...so be sure to check this site everyday and you will surely find your needed software---- all you need is timing...ONE SOFTWARE PER DAY...Cool !!!!! already tested by me.

Just visit the site below:

http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/

How to login with multiple ID's at the same time in YM?

2009-07-19T12:23:00.004+08:00

Hello there, I created a registry keys for this one, YM MultiLogin it might be handy for you guys specially for those don't know what to do, especially in the registry part. No need to install.
Just import it by double clicking it, of course choose YES. I made 2 files for enable and disable multi login on yahoo messenger. enjoy! Just download the file..

Download link:
http://rapidshare.com/files/232052723/YM_Multilogin.rar

Note: the file size might appear 0kb, ignore it the file is really small that's why.

Play Money

2009-07-18T07:54:00.004+08:00

Exclusive...Yahoo Messenger 10.0.0.31

2009-07-16T18:09:00.009+08:00

TRY THIS ONE GUYS!..
Note" Can only be downloaded for 15 times so hurry up. "

Download link:

http://rapidshare.com/files/256411593/Yahoo_.Messenger.10.0.0.331_liljheylo.blogspot.com.rar.html

Detect Invisible Users in Yahoo Messenger w/o any software

2009-07-14T20:47:00.003+08:00

What is Yahoo invisible scanner?

New!
Welcome to your favorite yahoo detector!
It can now check invisible IDs on Yahoo! Webmessenger, Meebo, Pidgin, eBuddy and other.

How do I use invisible scanner?
You put a Yahoo Messenger ID in the box and click Check user. It will check and show you if the yahoo ID is invisible, online or offline. It also shows the avatar and other information about yahoo IDs.

Why should I use this?
Because it's a simple and effective way to detect invisible buddies, you don't have to install other software which might be malware, spyware or other security risks.

I see an ID online but the site shows it invisible. What's wrong?
That user has the "Allow websites to show when I am online" option unchecked in Yahoo Messenger Prefferences under Privacy. This means that he or she appears to be invisible or offline to websites such as Yahoo Mail that shows the status of each user name by adding a smily face next to each id in emails.

When I'm online, I see an ID offline, but the site shows it online. What's wrong?
In this case, that ID marked you "Appear permanently offline to " so he is realy online and invisible only too you.

How many scans can I perform?
You can do a maximum of 50 scans for invisible users in 12 hours per IP.

Here's the site:
http://www.invisible-scanner.com/

YAHOO messenger tweaker

2009-07-14T06:46:00.000+08:00

This application helps you personalize your Yahoo! messenger.

Yahoo! Messenger Tweaker offers you the possibility to customize your messenger's settings and to easily restore your configuration.

Here are some key features of "Yahoo Messenger Tweaker":

· Enable multiple instances
· Remove Ads
· Enable tabs
· Fix (cannot see what I type)
· Save password for ID
· Rename titlebar
· Change login animation
· Clear status messages
· Grab user avatar

Requirements:

· Yahoo! Messenger 8/9

Download:
http://rapidshare.com/files/216395749/ym_tweaker.zip

Michael Jackson and the Number7

2009-07-13T17:37:00.009+08:00

Soo...What's with it???? and what's behind on it.
We all know of those so called superstitious beliefs we have , like don’t walk under a ladder, don’t cross a black cat are just example of it. And now are you superstitious? But there are still people who are very superstitious that it could really affect in their lives.
According to TMZ, the number 7 has cropped up a lot of times in the King of Pop’s life.

Get ready to have your mind blown. Ready? Here we go ...

Michael Jackson signed his will on 7/7/02.
Michael Jackson's memorial was on 7/7/09 ... exactly 7 years after the will was signed.
Michael Jackson's two biggest hits -- "Black & White" and "Billie Jean" -- were each #1 for 7 weeks.
Michael Jackson's three biggest albums -- "Thriller," "Bad" and "Dangerous" -- each produced 7 top 40 hits.
Michael Jackson was the 7th of 9 children.
Michael Jackson was born in 1958 ... 19 + 58 = 77
Michael Jackson died on the 25th ... 2 + 5 = 7
Michael Jackson has 7 letters in his first and last name.

If you're looking for lottery numbers tonight, we recommend something with the number 7 in it.

Source: TMZ

Happy Monthsary

2009-07-13T09:28:00.005+08:00

I thank God for this beautiful day. Happy monthsary to you. We're going strong. My only wish for the both of us is that may we be together always.

Thank you for always making me happy when we are together. For me I know that this relationship of ours is going to travel for a couple of miles pah." haba2x pa lalakarin natin kaya sana hinde ka ma pagod", but I knew already nah you are always on my side. hinde mo nman ako iniiwan kasi kaya ang swerte2x ko. hihi.. It is always our prayer that God will bless our relationship and that He will keep as together until..... I continually THANK THE LORD for having you. mwuah "Wag ka poh mag babago sa akin".... Happy Monthsary ulet. waaah nauubusan na ako ng sasabihin sayo! basta alam mo na yon at alam ng lahat gano ako kasaya sayo at gano kita ka mahal.. naks...

DirectX 10 >> [XP Improved]

2009-07-11T22:22:00.003+08:00

DirectX ® 10 features are available with a DirectX ® 10 compatible graphics card and games designed to take advantage of this new technology. Adding a DirectX ® 10 card to a PC is like turbocharging your gaming experience. Existing games (most of which were written using DirectX ® 9) get world class performance, while unlocking the new generation of gaming graphics with DirectX ® 10 optimized games.

Simply put, DirectX ® is a Windows technology that enables higher performance in graphics and sound when you're playing games or watching video on your PC.

At the core of DirectX ® are its application programming interfaces, or APIs. The APIs act as a kind of bridge for the hardware and the software to "talk" to each other. The DirectX ® APIs gives multimedia applications access to the advanced features of high-performance hardware such as three-dimensional (3-D) graphics acceleration chips and sound cards. They control low- level functions, including two- dimensional (2-D) graphics acceleration; support for input devices such as joysticks, keyboards, and mice; and control of sound mixing and sound output.

Because of DirectX ®, what you experience with your computer is better 3-D graphics and immersive music and audio effects.

http://rapidshare.com/files/98990987/directx.10.xp_www.area51warez.info.rar

How to Prevent Users from Changing Desktop Wallpaper

2009-07-11T10:42:00.002+08:00

If you run a company, you might want to set your company logo or any particular wallpaper on all of your users' desktops. On the other hand, if you use a single system you might still want to have your desired wallpaper on Desktop and it really annoys when someone changes the wallpaper.

So if you are tired from people changing the wallpaper and want to prevent users from changing it everyday, then this tutorial will help you.

In this tutorial, you'll learn a way to set your desired wallpaper on Desktop and no one will be able to change it neither from Desktop Properties nor by right-clicking on an image and select "Set as Desktop Background".

So here we start our tutorial:

1. Type regedit in RUN dialog box or Startmenu Search box and press Enter. It'll open registry Editor.

2. Now go to following key:

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies

3. Under "Policies" key, create a new key "System". It might already exist in some systems.

4. Now select "System" key and in right-side pane, create a new STRING value Wallpaper and set its value to the exact path of your desired wallpaper. You can use .JPG and .BMP files in this method.

e.g. if your wallpaper exists in "E:\Wallpapers\Wall1.JPG", then set the same path as value of "Wallpaper".

5. You can also set the wallpaper style e.g. Centered, Tiled or Stretched. Create a new STRING value WallpaperStyle and set its value to as following:

* 0 (Centered)
* 1 (Tiled)
* 2 (Stretched)

6. That's it. Now restart or log off your system and no one will be able to change the wallpaper.

Unique Japanese Restaurant

2009-07-10T07:21:00.010+08:00

Worlds Best Police Car

2009-07-10T05:49:00.004+08:00

WORLDS BEST POLICE CARS

Bloomfield USA ..... Chevy Corvette ......Do I have to tell the speed..

JAPAN= Nissan Skyline GT-R..max speed 280km/hr

spain .....audi TT max speed 280km/hr

Italian police car ...Peugeot...sports gt

French police car...Lamborgini..gallardo..max speed 320km/hr

PHILIPPINES = Max Speed not disclosed due to Security Reasons ..))

2 FREE TuneUp Utilities 2008 Product Key

2009-07-09T05:42:00.000+08:00

Normally computer optimization software such as TuneUp Utilities doesn’t allow free upgrade to the latest version when there is a major update. The latest version of TuneUp Utilities is now 2009 and for those that previously own a 2008 license, they’ll need to pay $29.95 to upgrade to the latest version.

Now I normally stay away from older versions of software and always try my best to use the latest version. The fact is, previous version works well too and before they came up with version 2009, I am sure the software developers worked very hard to make sure that the version 2008 is one of the best in the market.

All important settings are hidden in the Windows boot files and the system registry. The registry is the central database for Windows, in which settings for all applications and hardware modules are stored. Using regedit or other similar tools, you can open this special database and change its settings. The problem is that only experienced users know how to change the right settings among the cryptic entries in the registry. Most users don’t understand a word of the information contained in an open registry file. Even if you know the registry entries inside and out, a small typo in the registry can still lead to serious consequences and even complete system failure.

That’s where TuneUp Utilities 2008 comes in. The software helps both beginners and experts to make Windows meet their needs in a way that is better, easier and safer. All important system options are explained in an easy way and can be turned on or off at the click of your mouse. TuneUp Utilities 2008 will then make the necessary changes in the registry or boot files automatically.

1. Download and install TuneUp Utilities 2008 v7.0.8007. If the download link can’t work, try this mirror.

2. When you see a window that tells you that this is a limited trial version of TuneUp Utilities, click the Enter product key button.

3. There are 2 product keys that can be used to register TuneUp Utilities 2008. Either one will work and you can enter anything for the registration name.

Product Key 1 by PC User: LLYLB-ASGHK-ANKTM-DBYKS-QXQMT-ESRYC
Product Key 2 by CHIP: RFEAH-CDXKX-UMFBW-GSCES-YFWCM-WUHWB

Make sure you run the TuneUp Update Wizard after installation to grab the latest updated files. Do take note that TuneUp Utilities 2008 supports and automatically adapts to Windows 2000, XP and Vista both 32 and 64 bit. Enjoy tweaking and optimizing your Windows computer!

Fake System Crasher 2

2009-07-08T05:48:00.001+08:00

Play a fun joke on your friends, force pre made errors to appear on their screen after a set time. Watch their faces as they try and work out what is going on. Ive tried it already...

- Customize the errors with your own message

- Change the error type

- Set how often you want the errors to appear

- Set the system to do a forced shutdown for extra realism if you like.

- Put the app in invisible mode so the user doesn't know its running.

HAVE FUN!! (This app is completely harmless, and does no damage to your computer)

Download:
http://saveqube.com/getfile/03177831b159cca21b4f456ebf7941001d9702fcabdb763851/Fake_System_Crasher_2_DGN___VENGENCE.rar.html

Pinoy ads....

2009-07-07T20:44:00.004+08:00

for bisaya people like m3. hahaha..(o0,)

Mozilla Firefox 3.5 Released, Download NOW

2009-07-05T20:10:00.005+08:00

Finally Mozilla has released the final version of its web browser Firefox 3.5.

You can download Firefox 3.5 from following link:

Download link >> Windows >>

Download link >> Mac OS X >>

Download link >> Linux >>

Release Notes<<

12 Tools to Fix An Infected Computer

2009-07-05T13:47:00.002+08:00

The collection includes:
• 1. Autoruns fix
• 2. Freecommander
• 3. Process Explorer
• 4. Promast
• 5. Run
• 6. Runscanner
• 7. gs
• 8. isreset
• 9. regalyz
• 10. tasklist
• 11. combo fix
• 12. task manager fix

Download 10mb:

http://rapidshare.com/files/226945371/12_tools___29-APRIL-2009.rar

10 ways to avoid viruses and spyware

2009-07-02T21:31:00.010+08:00

Computer users should follow security practices to minimize virus, spyware, and malware exposure especially who are having their internet connection. I advice that you should follow these handy reference list of 10 steps on how users like us can adopt to avoid infection.

These are the 10 steps:

1: Install quality antivirus
2: Install real-time anti-spyware protection
3: Keep anti-malware applications current
4: Perform daily scans
5: Disable autorun
6: Disable image previews in Outlook
7: Don’t click on email links or attachments
8: Surf smart
9: Use a hardware-based firewall
10: Deploy DNS protection

Details and description could be found here>>

How Do You Remove Windows Security Alert Files?

2009-07-02T05:46:00.001+08:00

How Do You Remove Windows Security Alert Files?

Need help figuring out how to delete Windows Security Alert files? While there’s some risk involved, and you should only manually remove Windows Security Alert files if you’re comfortable editing your system, you’ll find it’s fairly easy to delete Windows Security Alert files in Windows.

How to delete Windows Security Alert files in Windows XP and Vista:

1. Click your Windows Start menu, and then click “Search.”
2. A speech bubble will pop up asking you, “What do you want to search for?” Click “All files and folders.”
3. Type a Windows Security Alert file in the search box, and select “Local Hard Drives.”
4. Click “Search.” Once the file is found, delete it.

How to stop Windows Security Alert processes:

1. Click the Start menu, select Run.
2. Type taskmgr.exe into the the Run command box, and click “OK.” You can also launch the Task Manager by pressing keys CTRL + Shift + ESC.
3. Click Processes tab, and find Windows Security Alert processes.
4. Once you’ve found the Windows Security Alert processes, right-click them and select “End Process” to kill Windows Security Alert.

How to remove Windows Security Alert registry keys:

Windows Security Alert warning Because your registry is such a key piece of your Windows system, you should always backup your registry before you edit it. Editing your registry can be intimidating if you’re not a computer expert, and when you change or a delete a critical registry key or value, there’s a chance you may need to reinstall your entire system. Make sure your backup your registry before editing it.

1. Select your Windows menu “Start,” and click “Run.” An “Open” field will appear. Type “regedit” and click “OK” to open up your Registry Editor.
2. Registry Editor will open as a window with two panes. The left side Registry Editor’s window lets you select various registry keys, and the right side displays the registry values of the registry key you select.
3. To find a registry key, such as any Windows Security Alert registry keys, select “Edit,” then select “Find,” and in the search bar type any of Windows Security Alert’s registry keys.
4. As soon as Windows Security Alert registry key appears, you can delete the Windows Security Alert registry key by right-clicking it and selecting “Modify,” then clicking “Delete.”

How to delete Windows Security Alert DLL files:(USING COMMAND PROMPT OR RUN)

1. First locate Windows Security Alert DLL files you want to delete. Open your Windows Start menu, then click “Run.” Type “cmd” in Run, and click “OK.”
2. To change your current directory, type “cd” in the command box, press your “Space” key, and enter the full directory where the Windows Security Alert DLL file is located. If you’re not sure if the Windows Security Alert DLL file is located in a particular directory, enter “dir” in the command box to display a directory’s contents. To go one directory back, enter “cd ..” in the command box and press “Enter.”
3. When you’ve located the Windows Security Alert DLL file you want to remove, type “regsvr32 /u SampleDLLName.dll” (e.g., “regsvr32 /u jl27script.dll”) and press your “Enter” key.

That’s it. If you want to restore any Windows Security Alert DLL file you removed, type “regsvr32 DLLJustDeleted.dll” (e.g., “regsvr32 jl27script.dll”) into your command box, and press your “Enter” key.

Hacker's falsely 'tweet' Britney Spears death

2009-06-30T05:50:00.009+08:00

Britney Spears has fallen victim to Internet hackers again. Their are pranksters who broke into her Twitter.com account on Saturday and told fans the star had died.

But the message is quickly removed as the representatives of Spears immediately contacted the social networking site's executives, who shut down their network immediately and discover that their system was hacked. It was the second time around that her twitter account was hacked. For all the fans of their Britney Spears is not dead only her twitter account was hacked by pranksters.

read more>> [at] http://www.teenmusic.com/d/207870/1020/britney-spears-is-alive.html

Farewell Michael Jackson.

2009-06-27T05:38:00.003+08:00

Sad news of the day is that Pop Star Michel Jackson has died at the age of 50 on Thursday after suffering a heart attack at his Holmby Hills home and he has died just after 12:00 pm local time at UCLA Medical Center.

hmmm.. lets have some history about him..

Michael Jackson was born August 29, 1958 in Gary, Indiana, USA. Son of Joseph Walter "Joe and Katherine Esther, was an amazing dancer American recording artist, entertainer and businessman.The seventh child of Jackson family. He started to work at age of 11 year.he was legend of Pop music. He produced many albums during his life.

After his heart attack Paramedics were called to his home at that time but when they arrived he had no pulse. Paramedics were tried to revive him but their tries failed and he was declared dead. Numerous reliable news sources are reporting confirmed news that Michael Jackson has passed away. He was an icon of Pop songs and his songs were featured on a number of different movie soundtracks over the years. Michael is survived by three children as Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson II.

I've been one of his fan when I was kid..until now..you will always be in our heart.

GoodBye Idol.

Free Filipino Channel In Your Computer !

2009-06-26T06:16:00.004+08:00

Hey guys...

I just want to share with you a nice site wherein you can watch free Filipino Channel here from all the Filipino channels we have in TV into your computer. free for all enjoy...[..]

Guys try this site:

http://www.pinoychannel.tv/

Who is Jesus?

2009-06-25T05:37:00.007+08:00

WHO IS HE?
IN CHEMISTRY, HE TURNED WATER TO WINE .

IN BIOLOGY, HE WAS BORN WITHOUT THE
NORMAL CONCEPTION;

IN PHYSICS, HE DISAPPROVED THE LAW OF
GRAVITY WHEN HE ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN;

IN ECONOMICS, HE DISAPPROVED THE LAW
OF DIMINISHING RETURN BY FEEDING 5000 MEN WITH
TWO FISHES & 5 LOAVES OF BREAD;

IN MEDICINE, HE CURED THE SICK AND THE
BLIND WITHOUT ADMINISTERING A SINGLE DOSE OF DRUGS,

IN HISTORY, HE IS THE
BEGINNING AND THE END;
IN GOVERNMENT, HE SAID THAT HE SHALL
BE CALLED WONDERFUL COUNSELOR, PRINCE OF PEACE;

IN RELIGION, HE SAID NO ONE COMES TO
THE FATHER EXCEPT THROUGH HIM;

SO. WHO IS HE?

HE IS JESUS!
JOIN ME AND LET’S CELEBRATE HIM; HE IS
WORTHY.
THE EYES BEHOLDING THIS MESSAGE SHALL
NOT BEHOLD EVIL, THE HAND THAT WILL
SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYBODY SHALL
NOT LABOR IN VAIN, AND THE MOUTH SAYING AMEN TO THIS PRAYER SHALL SMILE FOREVER.
REMAIN IN GOD AND SEEK HIS FACE ALWAYS.
AMEN!

IN GOD I’VE FOUND EVERYTHING!
The Greatest Man in History
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.
Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.
Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer.
He had no army, yet kings feared Him.
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.
I feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us!
If you believe in God and in Jesus
Christ His Son .. send this to all on
your buddy list . if not just ignore it.
If you ignore it, just remember that
Jesus said …

”If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven”

Amen!

What kind of pet do you like?

2009-06-24T05:40:00.006+08:00

Make your own Harmless Virus!!!!

2009-06-23T05:44:00.005+08:00

Just wanna know a trick...???? Creating you own harmless virus.... hehehe.... and make your friends scared of your VIRUS.. hehehe.. here it is.. Don't worry its not gonna harm your PC either its only a trick.

here' s the screen shot.. !!!

Open notepad and type the code below:

lol=msgbox ("Warning a virus has been detected on your PC. Press YES to format your hard disk now or press NO to format your hard disk after system reboot",20,"Warning")

Then save it as Virus.VBS

and go to the folder that contains it and open it if a window pops out saying a virus has been detected it's working. Press yes or no to close the window and put it in the startup folder of the victim's account.

On startup the window should appear.
Note: This does not harm your computer as it does not contain virus.

The Yes and no button does not do anything except closing the window.

happy father's day sa lahat ng mga tatay at mga soon to be tatay!

2009-06-21T15:34:00.006+08:00

Father's Day is a day of honoring our fathers. My Dad loves me and guides me in each and every day of my life. Today it's my turn to show how much I love him.

Sa lahat ng mga tatay, malapit ng maging tatay especially sa tatay ko ...

dada...

tatay...
itay...
ama...
father...
daddy...
papa...
tatang...

well kung ano man ang tawag sa inyo..

HAPPY TATAY'S DAY!!!

To my one great love.. my dad you are no longer in my life but u will always be in my heart.. :D *flying kiss* hehehe.... Thank you for taking care of me, for showing worriedness if Im not still in home. Thank you tlga dad. God Bless poh.

Are you part of a networked community? Name at least 3.

2009-06-20T21:40:00.004+08:00

I think yes, because our community already has sophisticated "community information network" that involves many forms face-to-face interaction at events such as meetings and conferences and technology-assisted interaction. We used to interact through the convenience of anywhere, anytime email and text-based conferencing.

And lastly we use networking technologies in our daily routine and our community is now technology-assisted interaction such as telephone, television, radio, and other familiar communications tools.

Compare and contrast C programming language and C++ programming languages.

2009-06-20T21:33:00.002+08:00

Comparison: C++ is an extension to the C language. When C++ is used as a procedural language, there are only minor syntactical differences between them.

Contrast: When used as a procedural language, C++ is a better C because:

It vigorously enforces data typing conventions.
It allows variables to be defined where they are used.
It allows the definition of real (semantically significant) constants.
It allows for automatic pointer dereferencing.
It supports call-by-reference in addition to call-by-value in functions.
It supports tentative variable declarations (when the type and location of a variable cannot be known before hand.

Source: http://handheldfriendly.net/blb/resume/quest2.html

blue screen of death...

2009-06-19T17:07:00.000+08:00

If your confuse what is "blue screen of death" or how to solve that
critical problem in Windows XP....

Here is my suggestion.....[]

I suggest reinstalling your OS, and reinstalling drivers etc. Its the best way to start again.or you may repair it running the boot mode.

or you can try:

Open C:\Windows\Minidump. Locate if there is a folder named minidump here. This is a folder in which system crash dump information is stored. All you need to do is download and install debugger tool for windows and install it on the system. Once done, this will be useful in cracking the information in the folder. This will let you know which file/driver is causing this blue screen to occur. You can download it from the following link.

Link: http://www.microsoft.com/whdc/devtools/debugging/installx86.mspx#ERB

Once downloaded, install it and open the program name Windbg in your program files. Click on File>open crash dump, browse to the C:\WIndows|minidump folder and open the dump file. Type !analyze -v and press enter. It will then show you the list of information. Locate the information named- Image info or Module_name. This will show you the name of the file causing the error. Search for this file name on google and it will come up with an application or a driver. Uninstall and reinstall that program. If that does not help, remove that program completely.

5 Simple Safety Tips to follow when using Public Computers

2009-06-18T20:47:00.006+08:00

I know a lot of people who don’t have computers at home, but still go to the nearest cyber cafe to get things done online. However, these public computers, very so often, are highly infected with malicious programs. You’re actually putting your data and online accounts at high risk when you’re accessing them via a cyber cafe.

Keep the following tips in mind so that the next time you’re accessing the internet via a public centre, you can be more safe.

Avoid Keyloggers

Besides being a host to viruses and trojans, public computers are also homes to keyloggers - programs that monitor every keystroke you press, and probably even take screenshots and transmit them to hackers. Remember: every key that you press is being logged, so how do you prevent this from happening?

Thanks to Technospot.net, there’s a simple trick that can be used to efficiently fool keyloggers. What you have to do is this: enter a few characters in the passwords box, select them with your cursor, type the first letter of your real password. You repeat the first two steps, and then press the second letter.

Use an alternative Browser

Avoid using Internet Explorer. Use an alternative browser. IE is more prone to malicious attacks than Firefox or Opera. If the computer you’re using has a browser other than IE installed, don’t forget to use it.

You can also get a portable version of Firefox (only a few computers have USB ports, so this might be useless sometimes) that runs from your portable disk. You can carry the customized version wherever you go.

Link: http://portableapps.com/apps/internet/firefox_portable

Don’t store login information

When the browser asks you whether you want the passwords to be saved, immediately ignore. You don’t want your account to be accessible by others, do you?

Clear Cookies & History, Log Off

Make sure you log off from all your online accounts before you leave the system. If you don’t sign out, any body else could misuse your account. Never forget to sign out.

Also, if you downloaded any important documents while browsing make sure you delete them as well.

Change Your IP In Less Then 1 Minute

2009-06-18T20:28:00.020+08:00

Who Says an Old Dog Can't Learn New Tricks? Hey blogger i found a way of changing your IP address and I want to share it with you. And I tried the new trick already and its working fine for me. Its Changing your IP address.Hope it can help you.

How To: Change Your Ip In Less Then 1 Minute

1. Click on "Start" in the bottom left hand corner of screen
2. Click on "Run"
3. Type in "command" and hit ok

You should now be at an MSDOS prompt screen.

4. Type "ipconfig /release" just like that, and hit "enter"
5. Type "exit" and leave the prompt
6. Right-click on "Network Places" or "My Network Places" on your desktop.
7. Click on "properties"

You should now be on a screen with something titled "Local Area Connection", or something close to that, and, if you have a network hooked up, all of your other networks.

8. Right click on "Local Area Connection" and click "properties"
9. Double-click on the "Internet Protocol (TCP/IP)" from the list under the "General" tab
10. Click on "Use the following IP address" under the "General" tab
11. Create an IP address (It doesn't matter what it is. I just type 1 and 2 until i fill the area up).
12. Press "Tab" and it should automatically fill in the "Subnet Mask" section with default numbers.
13. Hit the "Ok" button here
14. Hit the "Ok" button again

You should now be back to the "Local Area Connection" screen.

15. Right-click back on "Local Area Connection" and go to properties again.
16. Go back to the "TCP/IP" settings
17. This time, select "Obtain an IP address automatically"
tongue.gif 18. Hit "Ok"
19. Hit "Ok" again
20. You now have a new IP address

P.S:
This only changes your dynamic IP address, not your ISP/IP address. If you plan on hacking a website with this trick be extremely careful, because if they try a little, they can trace it back.

My thought for the day II

2009-06-18T20:26:00.002+08:00

"No person shall be compelled to be a witness against himself"

Google Trick

2009-06-18T07:26:00.012+08:00

Try this it's really cool ......

1. Go to Google
2. Click images
3. Type "batman or spiderman" or any other word you want to view as picture.
4. You will get a page which is having a full view of the images you type.
5. Then delete the URL from the address bar and paste the below script and hit enter

Link of the script: http://rapidshare.com/files/245892781/script.txt.html

back2skul

2009-06-15T21:33:00.009+08:00

This year I'm now officially a second year student of University of Immaculate Conception. yeepee... hay...Anyways im enrolled this school year at UIC taking classes again and again after the summer classes i had. Continuing the things i started when i was still in 1styear. This is were I learn to write my first codes, the loops, the conditions and the bunch of variables, My Basics, I owe it to Sir Exander, my programming professor. Thank you for explaining the lessons crystal clear. hehehe.. Im currently at 2th year taking up Bachelor of Science in Information Technology.

This year I think will be tough for me. Because of the subjects i have enrolled in this semester. My class officially started today at 7:30 am.

wish me luck and God help me...

How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

2009-06-13T20:10:00.005+08:00

Take this test [at] http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/. After finishing answering all the 3 part questionnaire at the bottom part click "No thanks, take me to my quiz results" you could now see the results.
Mine is I could only take 16 5 year old children. hahaha..

How about yours..???

Nominated for the1st time....

2009-06-13T17:55:00.006+08:00

Hi, Everyone.. Me and my blog is nominated as a Filipino blog of the week [at] The Composed Gentleman [link] . I was taken by surprised because it's my 1st time to be nominated since i started blogging 3 months ago... i think that was April. Today i receive a message at my chatbox, informing that me and my blog was nominated.. yeepee... I just want to say how proud I am to be nominated. I don't normally beg for votes, but I'd love to see my blog get that kind of prestigious award from The Composed Gentleman . That's why I'm asking for people who are interested and willing to cast their vote for me. Please visit The Composed Gentleman blog [at] [link] . Thank you and God Bless everyone.

Backgroud in your 'FLASH DRIVE'

2009-06-13T17:50:00.001+08:00

/*Open a notepad and do the rest Remember this an .ini*/

[.ShellClassInfo]
IconFile=%SystemRoot%\system32\SHELL32.dll
IconIndex=127
ConfirmFileOp=0

[{BE098140-A513-11D0-A3A4-00C04FD706EC}]
Attributes=1
IconArea_Image="your_picture.jpg"
IconArea_Text="0xFFFFFF"
VeBRA sources - don’t delete the tag above, it’s there for XXXXX purposes -
[ExtShellFolderViews]
{BE098140-A513-11D0-A3A4-00C04FD706EC}={BE098140-A513-11D0-A3A4-00C04FD706EC}
{5984FFE0-28D4-11CF-AE66-08002B2E1262}={5984FFE0-28D4-11CF-AE66-08002B2E1262}

[{5984FFE0-28D4-11CF-AE66-08002B2E1262}]
PersistMoniker=Folder.htt
PersistMonikerPreview=%WebDir%\folder.bmp

My thought for the day

2009-06-12T21:09:00.002+08:00

My thought of the day:

" There is no greater sorrow, than to recall happiness in times of misery."

Windows Command Shortcuts

2009-06-11T16:05:00.000+08:00

Hey, Helping you with Run commands, run commands to access the control panel, command prompt, windows xp shortcuts and windows explorer shortcuts. And providing you examples or definition on how to use them. As well as other computer related information. Here are the list of the different commands use in a computer.

Run Commands:
Quote:
compmgmt.msc - Computer management
devmgmt.msc - Device manager
diskmgmt.msc - Disk management
dfrg.msc - Disk defrag
eventvwr.msc - Event viewer
fsmgmt.msc - Shared folders
gpedit.msc - Group policies
lusrmgr.msc - Local users and groups
perfmon.msc - Performance monitor
rsop.msc - Resultant set of policies
secpol.msc - Local security settings
services.msc - Various Services
msconfig - System Configuration Utility
regedit - Registry Editor
msinfo32 _ System Information
sysedit _ System Edit
win.ini _ windows loading information(also system.ini)
winver _ Shows current version of windows
mailto: _ Opens default email client
command _ Opens command prompt

Run Commands to access the control panel:

Quote:
Add/Remove Programs control appwiz.cpl
Date/Time Properties control timedate.cpl
Display Properties control desk.cpl
FindFast control findfast.cpl
Fonts Folder control fonts
Internet Properties control inetcpl.cpl
Keyboard Properties control main.cpl keyboard
Mouse Properties control main.cpl
Multimedia Properties control mmsys.cpl
Network Properties control netcpl.cpl
Password Properties control password.cpl
Printers Folder control printers
Sound Properties control mmsys.cpl sounds
System Properties control sysdm.cpl

Command Prompt:

Quote:
ANSI.SYS Defines functions that change display graphics, control cursor movement, and reassign keys.
APPEND Causes MS-DOS to look in other directories when editing a file or running a command.
ARP Displays, adds, and removes arp information from network devices.
ASSIGN Assign a drive letter to an alternate letter.
ASSOC View the file associations.
AT Schedule a time to execute commands or programs.
ATMADM Lists connections and addresses seen by Windows ATM call manager.
ATTRIB Display and change file attributes.
BATCH Recovery console command that executes a series of commands in a file.
BOOTCFG Recovery console command that allows a user to view, modify, and rebuild the boot.ini
BREAK Enable / disable CTRL + C feature.
CACLS View and modify file ACL's.
CALL Calls a batch file from another batch file.
CD Changes directories.
CHCP Supplement the International keyboard and character set information.
CHDIR Changes directories.
CHKDSK Check the hard disk drive running FAT for errors.
CHKNTFS Check the hard disk drive running NTFS for errors.
CHOICE Specify a listing of multiple options within a batch file.
CLS Clears the screen.
CMD Opens the command interpreter.
COLOR Easily change the foreground and background color of the MS-DOS window.
COMP Compares files.
COMPACT Compresses and uncompress files.
CONTROL Open control panel icons from the MS-DOS prompt.
CONVERT Convert FAT to NTFS.
COPY Copy one or more files to an alternate location.
CTTY Change the computers input/output devices.
DATE View or change the systems date.
DEBUG Debug utility to create assembly programs to modify hardware settings.
DEFRAG Re-arrange the hard disk drive to help with loading programs.
DEL Deletes one or more files.
DELETE Recovery console command that deletes a file.
DELTREE Deletes one or more files and/or directories.
DIR List the contents of one or more directory.
DISABLE Recovery console command that disables Windows system services or drivers.
DISKCOMP Compare a disk with another disk.
DISKCOPY Copy the contents of one disk and place them on another disk.
DOSKEY Command to view and execute commands that have been run in the past.
DOSSHELL A GUI to help with early MS-DOS users.
DRIVPARM Enables overwrite of original device drivers.
ECHO Displays messages and enables and disables echo.
EDIT View and edit files.
EDLIN View and edit files.
EMM386 Load extended Memory Manager.
ENABLE Recovery console command to enable a disable service or driver.
ENDLOCAL Stops the localization of the environment changes enabled by the setlocal command.
ERASE Erase files from computer.
EXIT Exit from the command interpreter.
EXPAND Expand a M*cros*ft Windows file back to it's original format.
EXTRACT Extract files from the M*cros*ft Windows cabinets.
FASTHELP Displays a listing of MS-DOS commands and information about them.
FC Compare files.
FDISK Utility used to create partitions on the hard disk drive.
FIND Search for text within a file.
FINDSTR Searches for a string of text within a file.
FIXBOOT Writes a new boot sector.
FIXMBR Writes a new boot record to a disk drive.
FOR Boolean used in batch files.
FORMAT Command to erase and prepare a disk drive.
FTP Command to connect and operate on a FTP server.
FTYPE Displays or modifies file types used in file extension associations.
GOTO Moves a batch file to a specific label or location.
GRAFTABL Show extended characters in graphics mode.
HELP Display a listing of commands and brief explanation.
IF Allows for batch files to perform conditional processing.
IFSHLP.SYS 32-bit file manager.
IPCONFIG Network command to view network adapter settings and assigned values.
KEYB Change layout of keyboard.
LABEL Change the label of a disk drive.
LH Load a device driver in to high memory.
LISTSVC Recovery console command that displays the services and drivers.
LOADFIX Load a program above the first 64k.
LOADHIGH Load a device driver in to high memory.
LOCK Lock the hard disk drive.
LOGON Recovery console command to list installations and enable administrator login.
MAP Displays the device name of a drive.
MD Command to create a new directory.
MEM Display memory on system.
MKDIR Command to create a new directory.
MODE Modify the port or display settings.
MORE Display one page at a time.
MOVE Move one or more files from one directory to another directory.
MSAV Early M*cros*ft Virus scanner.
MSD Diagnostics utility.
MSCDEX Utility used to load and provide access to the CD-ROM.
NBTSTAT Displays protocol statistics and current TCP/IP connections using NBT
NET Update, fix, or view the network or network settings
NETSH Configure dynamic and static network information from MS-DOS.
NETSTAT Display the TCP/IP network protocol statistics and information.
NLSFUNC Load country specific information.
NSLOOKUP Look up an IP address of a domain or host on a network.
PATH View and modify the computers path location.
PATHPING View and locate locations of network latency.
PAUSE Command used in batch files to stop the processing of a command.
PING Test / send information to another network computer or network device.
POPD Changes to the directory or network path stored by the pushd command.
POWER Conserve power with computer portables.
PRINT Prints data to a printer port.
PROMPT View and change the MS-DOS prompt.
PUSHD Stores a directory or network path in memory so it can be returned to at any time.
QBASIC Open the QBasic.
RD Removes an empty directory.
REN Renames a file or directory.
RENAME Renames a file or directory.
RMDIR Removes an empty directory.
ROUTE View and configure windows network route tables.
RUNAS Enables a user to execute a program on another computer.
SCANDISK Run the scandisk utility.
SCANREG Scan registry and recover registry from errors.
SET Change one variable or string to another.
SETLOCAL Enables local environments to be changed without affecting anything else.
SETVER Change MS-DOS version to trick older MS-DOS programs.
SHARE Installs support for file sharing and locking capabilities.
SHIFT Changes the position of replaceable parameters in a batch program.
SHUTDOWN Shutdown the computer from the MS-DOS prompt.
SMARTDRV Create a disk cache in conventional memory or extended memory.
SORT Sorts the input and displays the output to the screen.
START Start a separate window in Windows from the MS-DOS prompt.
SUBST Substitute a folder on your computer for another drive letter.
SWITCHES Remove add functions from MS-DOS.
SYS Transfer system files to disk drive.
TELNET Telnet to another computer / device from the prompt.
TIME View or modify the system time.
TITLE Change the title of their MS-DOS window.
TRACERT Visually view a network packets route across a network.
TREE View a visual tree of the hard disk drive.
TYPE Display the contents of a file.
UNDELETE Undelete a file that has been deleted.
UNFORMAT Unformat a hard disk drive.
UNLOCK Unlock a disk drive.
VER Display the version information.
VERIFY Enables or disables the feature to determine if files have been written properly.
VOL Displays the volume information about the designated drive.
XCOPY Copy multiple files, directories, and/or drives from one location to another.
TRUENAME When placed before a file, will display the whole directory in which it exists
TASKKILL It allows you to kill those unneeded or locked up applications

Windows XP Shortcuts:

Quote:
ALT+- (ALT+hyphen) Displays the Multiple Document Interface (MDI) child window's System menu
ALT+ENTER View properties for the selected item
ALT+ESC Cycle through items in the order they were opened
ALT+F4 Close the active item, or quit the active program
ALT+SPACEBAR Display the System menu for the active window
ALT+TAB Switch between open items
ALT+Underlined letter Display the corresponding menu
BACKSPACE View the folder one level up in My Computer or Windows Explorer
CTRL+A Select all
CTRL+B Bold
CTRL+C Copy
CTRL+I Italics
CTRL+O Open an item
CTRL+U Underline
CTRL+V Paste
CTRL+X Cut
CTRL+Z Undo
CTRL+F4 Close the active document
CTRL while dragging Copy selected item
CTRL+SHIFT while dragging Create shortcut to selected iteM
CTRL+RIGHT ARROW Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next word
CTRL+LEFT ARROW Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous word
CTRL+DOWN ARROW Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next paragraph
CTRL+UP ARROW Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous paragraph
SHIFT+DELETE Delete selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin
ESC Cancel the current task
F1 Displays Help
F2 Rename selected item
F3 Search for a file or folder
F4 Display the Address bar list in My Computer or Windows Explorer
F5 Refresh the active window
F6 Cycle through screen elements in a window or on the desktop
F10 Activate the menu bar in the active program
SHIFT+F10 Display the shortcut menu for the selected item
CTRL+ESC Display the Start menu
SHIFT+CTRL+ESC Launches Task Manager
SHIFT when you insert a CD Prevent the CD from automatically playing
WIN Display or hide the Start menu
WIN+BREAK Display the System Properties dialog box
WIN+D Minimizes all Windows and shows the Desktop
WIN+E Open Windows Explorer
WIN+F Search for a file or folder
WIN+F+CTRL Search for computers
WIN+L Locks the desktop
WIN+M Minimize or restore all windows
WIN+R Open the Run dialog box
WIN+TAB Switch between open items

Windows Explorer Shortcuts:

Quote:
ALT+SPACEBAR - Display the current window’s system menu
SHIFT+F10 - Display the item's context menu
CTRL+ESC - Display the Start menu
ALT+TAB - Switch to the window you last used
ALT+F4 - Close the current window or quit
CTRL+A - Select all items
CTRL+X - Cut selected item(s)
CTRL+C - Copy selected item(s)
CTRL+V - Paste item(s)
CTRL+Z - Undo last action
CTRL+(+) - Automatically resize the columns in the right hand pane
TAB - Move forward through options
ALT+RIGHT ARROW - Move forward to a previous view
ALT+LEFT ARROW - Move backward to a previous view
SHIFT+DELETE - Delete an item immediately
BACKSPACE - View the folder one level up
ALT+ENTER - View an item’s properties
F10 - Activate the menu bar in programs
F6 - Switch between left and right panes
F5 - Refresh window contents
F3 - Display Find application
F2 - Rename selected item

Internet Explorer Shortcuts:

Quote:
CTRL+A - Select all items on the current page
CTRL+D - Add the current page to your Favorites
CTRL+E - Open the Search bar
CTRL+F - Find on this page
CTRL+H - Open the History bar
CTRL+I - Open the Favorites bar
CTRL+N - Open a new window
CTRL+O - Go to a new location
CTRL+P - Print the current page or active frame
CTRL+S - Save the current page
CTRL+W - Close current browser window
CTRL+ENTER - Adds the http://www. (url) .com
SHIFT+CLICK - Open link in new window
BACKSPACE - Go to the previous page
ALT+HOME - Go to your Home page
HOME - Move to the beginning of a document
TAB - Move forward through items on a page
END - Move to the end of a document
ESC - Stop downloading a page
F11 - Toggle full-screen view
F5 - Refresh the current page
F4 - Display list of typed addresses
F6 - Change Address bar and page focus
ALT+RIGHT ARROW - Go to the next page
SHIFT+CTRL+TAB - Move back between frames
SHIFT+F10 - Display a shortcut menu for a link
SHIFT+TAB - Move back through the items on a page
CTRL+TAB - Move forward between frames
CTRL+C - Copy selected items to the clipboard
CTRL+V - Insert contents of the clipboard
ENTER - Activate a selected link
HOME - Move to the beginning of a document
END - Move to the end of a document
F1 - Display Internet Explorer Help

Pick your USB Drive!

2009-06-11T14:37:00.027+08:00

State of the art design made for convenience and elegance.

Wish I could buy some of these someday... :lol:

What' our choice..??? hahaha :lol:

Can u get this one?

2009-06-11T13:03:00.004+08:00

Everybody has to cross the river"

To play, copy the url and paste in ur browser, then click the blue circle to start.

The following rules apply:

* Only 2 persons on the raft at a time
* The father can not stay with any of the daughters, without their mother's presence
* The mother can not stay with any of the sons, without their father's presence
* The thief (striped shirt) can not stay with any family member, if the Policeman is not there
* Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the raft

To move the people click on them. To move the raft click on the pole on the opposite side of the river

Link: http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf

GOT IT, HOW ABOUT YOU....?????

Uses of Google

2009-06-10T10:34:00.002+08:00

Im blogging about the uses of google.. Yes these is one of the famous search engine we have today, but look how people uses these thing.. hahaha.. So true dba.... hahaha.... . Sa tingin nyo.. totoo nman dba.... Tama nman yung Graph... hihi... So what’s my take on this? Do i feel enraged about how immoral our society is becoming today ?hehehe.. seryoso lng masyado... hahaha.. Pero nakuha ko tung picture under sa funny tags.. kaya parang seryoso lng masyado ako.. hahaha... lol... kaya ilalagay ko rin ito under sa Mix jokes, funny stuff..

What a day!

2009-06-10T08:47:00.015+08:00

Wla akong maisip sa ngaun na bagong post guyz , coz my brain paused for a while and i cant think of some better ideas or some good post .... LOL (purely kidding here!).
Enjoy the pic Guyz.

Here's a picture of a public toilet in Switzerland.

That's made entirely out of one-way glass. No one can see you in there, but when you are inside, it looks like you're sitting in a clear glass box.

G mail 3rror!

Is these true....?

Downloading as FREE USER in RS

lol

Top 10 unexpectedly in our summer class

2009-06-09T11:56:00.006+08:00

Top 10 unexpectedly on our summer class DIGITAL CIRCUITS subject.. yehey....
Oh my gosh these subject is so hard, not like what I've expected from these subject. My head aches from all the studying I've done, making all those circuits that my professor what us to do and lastly using all thiose gadget that are related to electronics huhu.. . But finally it all paid off as I get a high grade and a make it to the top.. weepee. I think I got these grade because my group and I finished our 24 seconds shot clock project.... correct :D And lastly with the help of our Almighty God, thank you......

more info [at] our professor's blog.. [at] http://mjremulta.blogsome.com/2009/06/01/top-10-achievers-in-digital-circuit-for-summer-class-2009/

Philippine Transformer!

2009-06-09T11:04:00.007+08:00

Enter the world of Robots. I've always been a fan of Transformers. To all the die hard fans of Transformer, here are some cool picture of your favorite character in Transformer the movie. I think these picture will surely capture your imagination to the limit.. hehehe. :D. Big robots and explosions is really nice to see. Well, yeah, for people who claim to be as big a fan of Transformers as I am. I will present to you the Philippine Transformer.....[..]

DirectX Means?

2009-06-08T22:00:00.002+08:00

Gaming and multimedia applications are some of the most satisfying programs you can get for your PC yeah.. :D , but getting them to run properly isn’t always as easy as it could be.

First, the PC architecture was never designed as a gaming platform, but instead it was made for office purposes. Second, the wide-ranging nature of the PC means that one person’s machine can be different from another and that's true because your PC specs is purely different from mine.

DirectX...???

Have yo ever wondered what's the enigmatic name means.?

DirectX is an interface designed to make certain programming tasks much easier, for both the game developer and the rest of us who just want to sit down and play the latest blockbuster.

How does DirectX works.?

At the most basic level, DirectX is an interface between the hardware in your PC and Windows itself, part of the Windows API or Application Programming Interface. Let’s look at a practical example. When a game developer wants to play a sound file, it’s simply a case of using the correct library function. When the game runs, this calls the DirectX API, which in turn plays the sound file. The developer doesn’t need to know what type of sound card he’s dealing with, what it’s capable of, or how to talk to it. Microsoft has provided DirectX, and the sound card manufacturer has provided a DirectX-capable driver. He asks for the sound to be played, and it is – whichever machine it runs on.

From our point of view as gamers, DirectX also makes things incredibly easy – at least in theory. You install a new sound card in place of your old one, and it comes with a DirectX driver. Next time you play your favourite game you can still hear sounds and music, and you haven’t had to make any complex configuration changes.

Originally, DirectX began life as a simple toolkit: early hardware was limited and only the most basic graphical functions were required. As hardware and software has evolved in complexity, so has DirectX. It’s now much more than a graphical toolkit, and the term has come to encompass a massive selection of routines which deal with all sorts of hardware communication. For example, the DirectInput routines can deal with all sorts of input devices, from simple two-button mice to complex flight joysticks. Other parts include DirectSound for audio devices and DirectPlay provides a toolkit for online or multiplayer gaming.

Difference between Activation and Registration

2009-06-08T20:10:00.007+08:00

What's the difference between Product Activation and Product Registration?
[ Madaming nagkakaroon ng misunderstanding sa dalawang ito. So I decided to post something to differetiate these terms. ]

In one short line: Activation is mandatory, registration is optional. Activation is anonymous, registration is not.

Windows XP and Windows Server 2003, retail and OEM products, contain software-based product activation technology, which means you need to activate your copy of Windows XP/2003 in order to use it. Some new PCs purchased with Windows XP/2003 pre-installed will also require activation. If your organization licenses Windows XP through one of Microsoft’s volume licensing agreement programs such as Open License and Select License, you will not be required to activate those Windows XP/2003 licenses.

Product activation is not the same as product registration. Product activation is required and is completely anonymous. Product registration, on the other hand, is completely optional. You may opt to provide personal information, such as your e-mail address, for product registration purposes. Registration entitles you to receive information about product updates and special offers directly from Microsoft. All registration information provided is stored securely and no information is ever loaned or sold to third parties. [So maliwanag na bah..???]

Kaspersky Keys !

2009-06-08T19:49:00.005+08:00

Looking for some Kaspersky keys?. Here they are provided by liljheylo . Kaspersky 50 new keys + Reset.

If the key gets expired, you could always use the Reset included in the archive.

Link: http://rapidshare.com/files/242075343/KASPERS_50KEYS_RESET_Masta.rar

Don't for get to say thanks as a sign of appreciation.

Disabled TASK MANAGER!

2009-06-07T21:14:00.005+08:00

Its so simple just follow the steps below, but if you are already infected with a virus saying " your Task Manager is disabled by your administrator, the least thing to do is format your computer because if your going to do the 1st step, the virus will not allow you to run the command anymore.

Here's the trick, just type what is shown below

1. Go to Start –> Run, and TYPE Regedit.
2. BROWSE HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System
3. create a new Dword Value “DisableTaskMgr“, then
4. To Enable it, give a value of “0“, and to Disable it, give it a value of “1“

Still serching for product key....???

2009-06-07T20:48:00.005+08:00

I got this trick that you could find the Cd key of your operating system without using the internet. This trick will benefit those who have the Windows XP Cd but accidentally lost their key or buying a Cd and not asking any Cd Key anymore lastly for those who don't have internet connection at home. Promise it really works...

I have seen people searching for key in the internet. Including myself. Now listen carefully here's the trick. Just explore the Windows XP Cd you have, now there's a folder in there that in titled i386, open the folder and find the UNATTEND.txt and scroll down until you reached the last line. If its hard for you to find the file use the Ctrl F, to help you searched for the file. And from there you have now your product key. Simple but helpful.

Hope, you've learn something and got some idea too.

Is your Cellphone original or Fake

2009-06-07T20:19:00.006+08:00

If your planning to buy a new Cellphone for your self, better try this tips and trick that I've found in the internet checking whether your Cellphone is original or fake.

Here is the trick

Press " *#06# " on your mobile.
without the quotation mark.

From there it automatically will display 15 random numbers on your cellphone depending on what kind of cellphone you have. Here it is. Lets not mind what kind of cellphone you are using as long as you have this results.Now if you have the seventh digit is 0 and the eight digit is in 0, count from the left to right. Respectively your cellphone is original and was made in authorized factory only.

But sad to say I didn't get the seventh and eight digit in zero.. huhu.. :(

Now what's the seventh and digit of your cellphone...???

Tell me guyz...

Manual Submissions of Site to diff. Search Engine

2009-06-07T19:57:00.007+08:00

Should I submit my site in different search engine, are the things that pop's up in my mind. Asking myself If It really increase the traffic of my blog. Before submitting your site, are you already aware what is a Search engine . Search engines use technology that crawls or spiders from website to website on the Internet. But its up to you weather you will submit your site or not, but for me I'm only providing you the links were you should submit your site to help those newbie out there.

Here are some of the diff. sites were you could submit your site.

Google - http://www.google.com/addurl/
Yahoo - https://siteexplorer.search.yahoo.com/submit
MSN/LIVE - http://search.live.com/docs/submit.aspx
Cipinet - http://cipinet.com/addurl/
Alexa - http://www.alexa.com/site/help/webmasters#crawl_site
Aesop - http://www.aesop.com/cgi-bin/sub/submiturl.cgi
Burf - http://www.burf.com/submit.php
guruji - http://dir.guruji.com/misc/SubmitSite.php
Accoona - http://www.accoona.com/public/submit_website.jsp
Entireweb -http://www.entireweb.com/free_submission/
FyberSearch - http://www.fybersearch.com/add-url.php
MixCat - http://www.mixcat.com/addurl.php
OneSeek - http://www.oneseek.com/listings.htm
WhatUseek - http://www.whatuseek.com/addurl.shtml
Scrub The Web - http://www.scrubtheweb.com/addurl.html
Search Site - http://searchsight.com/submit.htm
SonicRun - http://www.sonicrun.com:8081/add
Abacho - http://www.uk.abacho.com/anmelden.html#nogo
Acoon.com - http://www3.acoon.com/addurl.html
Amfibi - http://addurl.amfibi.com/
homerweb - http://www.homerweb.com/submit_site.html
JGDO - http://www.jdgo.com/add.html
Myahint - http://www.myahint.com/addurlmyahint.html
Walhello - http://www.walhello.com/addlinkgl.html
Stopdog - http://www.stopdog.com/submit
searchengine.com -http://www.searchengine.com/List_Your_Site/Basic_Submit/
eXactBot - http://www.campubco.com/cgi-bin/exactsearch.cgi?action=showadd
Megaglobe - http://www.megaglobe.com/urlSubmit
Find Once - http://www.findonce.co.uk/submit/
Net Search - http://www.netsearch.org/adds/addurl.php
Susy Search - http://www.susysearch.com/addsite/

Boys Over flowers [OST] with lyrics

2009-06-07T15:12:00.013+08:00

If you want to have an mp3 file of the songs, feel free to leave some comments, otherwise give me your email add and I'll be the one to send it to you...

WISH YOUR MY LOVE

nado naleul jal moleu gessuh
nega iluljool mollassuh
danghwangseuleh joshimseuleh
jaggoo nuhman booleuh janah

ilun neh mameul dageu chyuhdo niga neh gyutcheul seuchimyun
ddo geuluhkeh ooseumyuh nan amoo gutdo mot heh
sarangi anilago nehga malligo miluh neh bwado
honjasuh ootgo itgo ilun naleul uhdduhkeh heh

i wish you're my love
ijen negehlo wa yo
nado moleugeh sulleh ineh ohneuldo nan iluhkeh nan
ni appeh suhsungijiman sarang ggok malheh ya anayo
iluhkeh wonhago itneundeh youngwoneul yaksokhal dan han saram
geudeh janayo

ajik sarangeh suhtoolgodo hokshi neh maeumi deullimyun
ddo mi anheh daleumyun nal hyanghehsuh oosuhjwo
nuh eh geh gobek halyuh joonbihan bamsewuh senggakhan maldeul
gyulgook ni apeh suhmyun amoo maldo mot hago

i wish you're my love
ijen negehlo wa yo
nado moleugeh sulleh ineh ohneuldo nan iluhkeh nan
ni appeh suhsungijiman sarang ggok malheh ya anayo
iluhkeh wonhago itneundeh youngwoneul yaksokhal dan han saram
geudeh janayo

i mameul neuggyuh bwa
nuh maneul balaneun
na eh sarang eul.. woah~

i wish you're my love
ijeh oori sarang heyo
say goodbye
nuhleul sokil soo ubssuhyo
ijen naleul huh lak heyo yonggi neh ohneul gatdolok
geudehdo neh mamgwa gatdamyun nehga wonhago itdamyun
neh gehlo wajoyo ijeh oori shijakheh bwayo

STAND BY ME
by SHINee

Stand by me Nal pa la bwa jwo A jig sa lang eul mo leu ji man
Stand by me Nal ji kyeo bwa jwo A jig sa lang e seo tul ji man

Neo leul bol su log gi buni joh a jyeo
Na do mol lae no lae leul bul leo
Han song i jang mileul sago shipeo jin
I leon nae mo seub shin gi han de

Nae ma eumi neo e ge dah neun deuthae
I se sang i a leum da wo
I leon seol le imeul neo do neu ggin da myeon
Bu di jo geum man ki da lyeo jwo

Together make it love Forever make it your smile
Neo ui hwan han mi so ga deukhi
Together make it love Forever make it your smile
I je nae soneul nae soneul jaba

Stand by me Na leul ba la bwa jwo
A jig sa lang eul mo leu ji man
Stand by me Na leul ji kyeo bwa jwo
A jig sa lang e seo tun geod gata

Neo leul al su log ka seumi ddeol lyeo wa
Na neun geu jeo ud go man isseo
Neo e ge sal myeo shi ki seu hae bol gga
Jo geum ni mame ta ga seol gga

Nae ma eumi eo jjeo myeon sa lang il gga
Nan a jigeun su jubeun de
A jig han geol eum do ta ga seo ji mothan
Na ui sa lang eul gi da lyeo jwo

Together make it love Forever make it your smile
Neo ui hwan han mi so ga deukhi
Together make it love Forever make it your smile
I je jo geum sshig jo geum sshig gal ge

Stand by me Na leul ba la bwa jwo
Jom deo ga gga wo ji go shipeo
Stand by me Na leul ji kyeo bwa jwo
Jom deo mod ji ge bo i go shipeo

Nan cheo eumen mol lasseo
Nu gun gal ba la bo neun ge
A jig do nae mam mol la
Keu dae neun keu dae leul sa lang hae

Together make it love Forever make it your smile
Neo ui hwan han mi so ga deukhi
Together make it love Forever make it your smile

I je nae soneul nae soneul jaba
Stand by me Na leul ba la bwa jwo
Sa lang eul mo leu ji man
Stand by me Na leul ji kyeo bwa jwo
A jig sa lang e seo tun geod gata

BECAUSE I'M STUPID
by: SS501

Nae morinun neomuna nappaso.

Neo hanabakke nan moreugo.

Darun saramul bogo itnun neon.

Iron nae maumdo moreugetji.

Neoui haru e naran obgetji.

Ddo chu ok jocha obgetjiman. .

Neoman baraman bogo itnun nan.

Jakku nunmulro heurugo isseo.

Neoui dwit mosubul.

Bonun geotdo nan haengbokiya.

Ajik naui maumeul mollado.

Ggeutne suchi deushi gado.

Nega nomu shipeun naren.

Neomu gyeon digi himdeun narenun. .

Neorul saranghanda ipgae maemdora.

Honja dashi ddo crying for you.

Honja dashi ddo missing for you.

Baby I love you. I’m waiting for you.

Neoui haru e naran obgetji.

Ddo chu ok jocha obgetjiman.

Neoman baraman bogo itnun nan.

Honja chuokgeul mandulgo isseo.

Naege sarangiran.

Arumdaun sangchyeo gata.

Neoui yeppeon misoreul boado.

Hamkke nan utjigo mothae.

Naega neomu saenggak nanun naren.

Gaseum shirigo sulpeun narenun.

Naego bogo shipda ipgae maemdora.

Honja dashi ddo crying for you.

Honja dashi ddo missing for you.

Baby I love you. I’m waiting for you.

Bye bye never say goodbye

Ireohke jab ji mothajiman.

I need you amu maldo mothae.

I want you baraedo dashi baraedo.

Nega nomu shipeun naren.

Gaseum shirigo sulpeun narenun.

Neorul saranghanda ipgae maemdora.

Honja dashi ddo crying for you.

Naega neomu saenggak nanun naren.

Gaseum shirigo sulpeun narenun.

Naego bogo shipda ipgae maemdora.

Honja dashi ddo crying for you.

Honja dashi ddo missing for you.

Baby I love you. I’m waiting for you.

Lucky
by: Ashily

Nan himi deulttaemyeon,
Lucky in my life.
Kudaega kkumchorom taga-oneyo

Sulpo jil-ttaemyeon nan,
Lucky in my dream
Kudae ttasuhage nal kkok kamssajuneyo

Chorus:
Onjena irohke usoyo nan
Sesangi himdulge haedo
Nan choldae
Nunmureun poigo shipjin anhchyo
Nae ma-meul moreu-neun
Keudaerado
Mollisorado keudaeyi
Geu misoreul
Kanjikhal su isso
Tahaengijyo

Ulgo shipulttaen,
Lucky in my love
Sangsanok kudaega motjyoboyeoyo

Ulchokhaejimyeon nan,
Lucky in my world
Keudae kkumgyol-chorom
Nal kkok anajujyo

(Chorus)

Modeun-ge areumdawo nan
Nomu haengbo-khan-gol
Weroun sesange nan tto
Nae sowo-neul tamayo

(Chorus)

Keudae han-goreumman
tagawayo

Love You
by: Howl

Jakku iksukhan hyanggi naneyo geudael seuchyeotdeon barami
Jigeum nae gyeoteul jinaganabwayo
Naui gaseumsoge geudaemaneul bichuneun haessaringabwayo
Apeun sangcheokkaji gamssajuneungeollyo

Love U geudael tteoollimyeo ije dasi kkok nuneul gamjyo
Saranghae geudae du nun chaeul su itdamyeon
Saranghae geudae naege useum boyeojundamyeon
Jeogi byeolbitmajeodo modu gajyeoda jultende ohhh...
Saranghae ireon nae mam jeonhal su itdamyeon
Saranghae geudae geu mam gareuchyeo jundamyeon
Na modu darmagalkkeyo Love U Love U Love U yeongwonhi~

Geudae ttaraseo geotgo isseoyo jeogi dalbit dwie sumeo
Geuri nunchi eobseumyeon eotteokhaeyo
Birado naerige gureumege tto hanbeon butakhalkkayo
Jeojeun geudae maeum ana jul su itge

Love U geudael tteoollimyeo ije dasi kkok nuneul gamjyo
Saranghae geudae du nun chaeul su itdamyeon
Saranghae geudae naege useum boyeojundamyeon
Jeogi byeolbitmajeodo modu gajyeoda jultende ohhh..
Saranghae ireon nae mam jeonhal su itdamyeon
Saranghae geudae geu mam gareuchyeo jundamyeon
Na modu darmagalkkeyo Love U Love U Love U keudaeyo

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Winrar 2009 V.3.8

2009-06-06T20:54:00.006+08:00

WinRAR is a powerful archive manager. It can backup your data and reduce size of email attachments, decompress RAR, ZIP and other files downloaded from Internet and create new archives in RAR and ZIP file format.WinRAR is a very small program it can only consumed 3MB of available hard disk space. And a small amount of Mb of your RAM, if you still sticking to winZIp better use these program. It decompresses the file to the highest level unlike the winZIP.

Download link:

http://rapidshare.com/files/220870676/Winrar_3.8_By_Ultimate_Pirate.rar

Windows 7 Transformation Pack.

2009-06-05T12:36:00.004+08:00

This is a bundle of freeware utilities which gives a stylish Windows 7 look to XP’s desktop, Start menu and taskbar, app windows and even system tray icons. You even get a 7-like boot screen and welcome screen plus wallpapers and user icons lifted from Windows 7 itself. Honestly, if you showed a 7TP-’d system to almost anyone they’d never believe this is just a gussied-up XP.

This isn't Windows 7... it's Windows XP running the 7TP 'transformation pack'

Direct Download [at] http://www.jcxp.net/stp/

Sick

2009-06-04T20:56:00.004+08:00

The blogger is sick... huhu... :(..

I am not feeling well right now and am very sick with headache. Right now, I am too weak to read messages and post new topics, but i will do this as soon as I feel up to it. Why did it happen at this time. Anyways, I had felt this condition for sometime already. I think its because of too much use of my computer. That's why I decided to have some rest guys.

Please keep visiting and I promise I will catch up soon...like within a few days.

PR2 Blog !

2009-06-03T20:22:00.013+08:00

Weeeepeee! I’d check my Blog Page Rank using Google PR Checker this evening. I found out that my Blog is now on PR2. Weeeepeee! I’m really surprised with the result. I can’t believe I got PR2 rank now. I was so happy having a PR2 blog. I am just sooo overwhelmed about it.

Think About This....????

2009-05-31T13:43:00.007+08:00

Experience is a Good Teacher; but the Lord of the Bible is the Best!

The life experiences of people brings knowledge and understanding to them but the knowledge that comes from God is far, far greater than we can imagine.
Once again we learned a more wisely & whole truth adage “Experience is a good teacher; but the LORD of the bible is the best!”
although experiences in life help us to mature in our desposition, decision making and perspective in life thats why we always say “CHARGE TO EXPERIENCE!” but still the teachings and doctrines of Jesus Christ remain the BEST LESSONS w/c we cannot be heard in the most exclusive & famous Universities of this world even in Harvard etal.
Our Lord Jesus is the BEST & ULTIMATE TEACHER most especially we CHRISTIANS!!!

But for 'm e'
JESUS is MY IDOL

Winamp Pro v 5.55

2009-05-27T12:15:00.007+08:00

Description: Winamp is a free multimedia player made by Nullsoft. It supports numerous audio and video formats. It also plays streamed video and audio content, both live and recorded, authored worldwide. It has an extremely customizable media library, and allows you to rip and burn your favorite music CDs. Winamp has thousands of skins and plug-ins that allow you to change the look-and-feel of the player, as well as add new features. The player also has access to thousands of free songs, videos and online radio stations from SHOUTcast Radio and AOL Radio with XM. Compare the free version against the Pro version here.

If you want to know more about this app, like app features and other info Read more.

Features:

Winamp Playlist Editor:
- Drag and drop media directly into a Playlist from Windows Explorer or the Media Library
Winamp Library:
- Organize and find your favorite songs and videos in ONE place
Winamp Now Playing:
- View album art, artist biographies, discographies
Winamp Video:
- Play many major video formats (NSV, WMV, MPG, etc.) with ease
Winamp Visualizations:
- Winamp 5 comes bundled with the latest version of the ground breaking AVS and Milkdrop visualizers
Winamp Equalizer:
- Shift the sound from both speakers to left or right using the Balance slider

http://rapidshare.com/files/203033344/Winamp.Pro.v5.55.Multilingual.Incl.Keymaker-CORE.rar

Some facts about Computer Virus

2009-05-26T19:55:00.007+08:00

This FAQ answer was written by Theora:

Trojan:
Remember the Trojan Horse? Bad guys hid inside it until they could get
into the city to do their evil deed. A trojan computer program is
similar. It is a program which does an unauthorized function, hidden
inside an authorized program. It does something other than what it
claims to do, usually something malicious (although not necessarily!),
and it is intended by the author to do whatever it does. If it's not
intentional, its called a 'bug' or, in some cases, a feature Some
virus scanning programs detect some trojans. Some virus scanning
programs don't detect any trojans. No virus scanners detect all
trojans.

Virus:
A virus is an independent program which reproduces itself. It may
attach to other programs, it may create copies of itself (as in
companion viruses). It may damage or corrupt data, change data, or
degrade the performance of your system by utilizing resources such as
memory or disk space. Some virus scanners detect some viruses. No
virus scanners detect all viruses. No virus scanner can protect
against "any and all viruses, known and unknown, now and forevermore".

Worm:
Made famous by Robert Morris, Jr. , worms are programs which reproduce
by copying themselves over and over, system to system, using up
resources and sometimes slowing down the systems. They are self
contained and use the networks to spread, in much the same way viruses
use files to spread. Some people say the solution to viruses and worms
is to just not have any files or networks. They are probably correct.
We would include computers.

Logic Bomb:
Code which will trigger a particular form of 'attack' when a
designated condition is met. For instance, a logic bomb could delete
all files on Dec. 5th. Unlike a virus, a logic bomb does not make
copies of itself.

Finally Back !

2009-05-25T22:34:00.004+08:00

It's been a long time since I've updated this blog of mine . I've been so very busy about my studies during my summer class. Since my summer class is already finished last Friday, its nice to say I'm finally back.

How to test whether your XP is orignal or not

2009-05-25T22:29:00.005+08:00

Open your Run [Start > Run or Win key + 'R']

Type 'oobe/msoobe /a' and hit enter.

If activated, it will give you the message that 'Windows Already Activated...Click OK To Exit' else it will ask you the license code to activate the Windows OS.

Type the following without the quote or better to have it copy and paste.

Computer Shortcuts & Special Characters

2009-05-19T06:54:00.005+08:00

BASIC SHORTCUT KEYS
MICROSOFT® WINDOWS® SHORTCUT KEYS
WINKEY SHORTCUTS
WORD® SHORTCUT KEYS
EXCEL® SHORTCUT KEYS
OUTLOOK® SHORTCUT KEYS
SPECIAL CHARACTERS

http://www.ziddu.com/downloadlink/2517629/ComputerShortcuts_SpecialCharacters.rar.html

The Rules by which females are governed

2009-05-15T20:50:00.009+08:00

The FEMALE always makes the rules.

The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification...by the FEMALE.

No MALE can possibly know all the RULES.

If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them.

The FEMALE is never wrong.

If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

The MALE must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstandings.

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.

The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.

The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

The Male is expected to "mind read" at all times.

The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES; can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp!

Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

The FEMALE is ready when SHE is ready.

The MALE must be ready at ALL times

Understanding A Woman

2009-05-15T20:45:00.004+08:00

We need REALLY MEANS I want

You want REALLY MEANS You need

It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now.

We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain

Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later.

You're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to.

I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed

This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house.

You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me.

Yes REALLY MEANS No

No REALLY MEANS No

Maybe REALLY MEANS No

I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while.

Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful.

I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it.

Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.

I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?

Convert (Save) PPTX to PPT

2009-05-14T07:20:00.006+08:00

Convert (Save) PPTX to PPT:
It's very convenient to use and set in Microsoft Office 2007 if you takes a little more time to save your PPTX file extension to PPT - click "Save as" and then select "PowerPoint 97-2003 Presentation":

It is also very convenient for others who do not own Office 2007 to view.

A day to remember....

2009-05-13T06:55:00.006+08:00

I think I do not always realize how fast time goes by. Without realizing that, I cannot fully appreciate each and every day of our life. I am very much proud and happy to celebrate our monthsary today. It has been a fruitful relationship. An important day for me, very much like an anniversary, but it is celebrated in terms of months. I couldn't keep my face not to smile this day. Too many things to do, for this day is so special. Wondering what would happen this day.

I just remember the days we spent together happy, the last time we shared soft drinks or a hamburger, for just a single day...lol.. Wink I see to it that we are together on that special day or date. It'd either we eat out, or go malling during our monthsary. The time runs so fast, I didn't notice that our relationship is already 7 month old. hehehe...

I'm so happy to be with her and I want us to be together for the rest of our lives. Even though isn't that long but I think we are on our way in a long lasting relationship if time would permit.... The only thing that i can say, is make the most out of everything, give your best to make things work. Laughing

just wanna greet all the moms, soon to be moms, or moms of moms out there...

2009-05-09T20:39:00.014+08:00

These few words sum up the meaning and significance of the word Mother for me. Mother is undoubtedly the most beautiful and lovable word in any language. This goes to show the importance of mother in my life. Mother stands for millions of things she gives to her children; it also stands for sacrifices pain, grief and sorrows which she has to undergo to keep her children happy and secure.
No joy can match the joy of a mother looking at her child. The most important woman in an individual's life is her/his mother. Her presence affects us our entire life and she can't be replaced by anyone. Mom you deserve the best, because you been a good mom for me since I've been in your womb till what I am today It's all because of you.

Just wanna greet all the moms, soon to be moms, or moms of moms out there...

Happy Mother's Day Mom.

Extension file Guide

2009-05-09T15:10:00.011+08:00

Image formats

1) .bin/.cue

The .bin is a binary image file of a CD, this is usually accompanied by a .cue. The .cue is typically very small in size, <1kb.>

- Nero, which can burn and mount images
- Alcohol120%, which can also mount the image in a virtual drive environment if you don’t want to burn
- Daemon Tools, which mounts the image like Alcohol.

2) .iso/.img

These are disk image files and only need to burned or mounted to be used, unlike bin image files these require no cue and are used for software, music and films. Popular programs used for burning or mounting include:

- Nero, up-to-date versions support img natively older versions will require img to be renamed iso to burn them.
- Alcohol120% for burning or mounting
- Daemon Tools for burning or mounting.

3) .mdf/.mds

These files are a priority format of Alcohol120%. They are equivalent to the .bin/.cue where the .mds (like the .cue) is required to provide information on the .mdf (like the .bin). Programs which can use .mdf/.mds include:

- Nero, for burning
- Alcohol120% for burning or mounting
- Daemon Tools for burning or mounting.

Archive formats

There are a number of archive formats the most popular archives include .zip, .rar, .ace, .7z. These files need to be extracted before the data, images etc in them can be accessed for use. There are a number of programs that can do this include:

- WinAce, which is best known for its .ace support
- WinRAR, which is best known for its .rar support
- WinZip, which is best known for its .zip support
- 7-Zip, which is best known for it's .7z support
- Note: All of the programs listed above can handle most, if not all, compression formats

7-zip is quickly becoming the program of choice for compression formats. Its .7z compression formats rivals the best of compression techniques and 7-zip can extract files pretty quickly. 7-zip is also an open source software.

Multimedia formats

1) .ape

This is a lossless audio format and can be opened using Monkey's Audio for native support. Other players which support the .ape format include

- Windows Media Center
- Winamp

2) .asf

.asf stands for Advanced Streaming Format and contains audio and/or video compressed with 3rd party codecs. Used to be a relatively popular video format but is a lot rarer now.

3) .avi

Avi is a multimedia container which at the current moment is the most popular multimedia container. Almost all video files you download will be in the avi format. The avi format is not the best nor does it have the most features, yet it is still the most popular of choices when using a multimedia container. The matroska multimedia container (.mkv) is a new multimedia container which is said to be the one which takes over avi's reign. Most media players, if not all, can play the avi format. These include:

- Winamp
- Windows Media Player
- VideoLAN
- Media Player Classic

4) .mkv/.mka

The Matroska multimedia container formats were derived from a project called MCF, but differ from it significantly because it is based on EBML (Extensible Binary Meta Language), a binary derivative of XML. EBML enables future format extensibility, without breaking file support in old parsers. This is a container, not a CODEC. Programs for dealing with this format are:

- VideoLAN
- Media Player Classic

5) .mov

.mov & .moov & .qt are Quicktime movie extensions and are usually used for trailers, not complete movies (.mov being the most common).

6) .mp3

The mp3 format is one of the most popular formats among audio files and it uses bit rate to compress the file size. When the bit rate is lowered, the audio quality is also lowered although you do get a smaller file size. When the bit rate is increased, the audio quality is also increased although you do get a larger file size. Most people will agree that anywhere between 128 - 192 kbps bit rate and up is a good bit rate for audio quality while anything lower is too low on the audio quality.

Most audio players, if not all, can play mp3 files natively. Some of these players include:
- Winamp
- foobar2000
- Windows Media Player
- VideoLAN

7) .mpg/.mpeg

.mpg & .mpeg extensions almost always occur for VCD and SVCD releases. This basically means the quality of the movie could be anything as every movie source tends to be encoded to VCD or SVCD.

8) .ogg/.ogm

Ogm is an Ogg Vorbis compressed video file and is very rare. I have only seen some anime series have this extension. It is another extension for the OGG container adopted by Windows users to distinguish music (OGG) and video (OGM). Although not an official extension it is used by DivX and XviD encoders that put video into the Ogg container.

Ogg is a multimedia container which can support both audio and video components. The most common ogg file is an ogg audio file. The ogg audio file is commonly seen when streaming audio and in an audio enthusiasts audio collection. The ogg/ogm format can be played in most multimedia players including:

- Winamp

- foobar2000
- Windows Media Player
- VideoLAN

9) .rm/.rmvb

.rm & .rmvb is a Real video file (.ram is for audio only). The .rmvb extension stands for RealVideo Variable Bit Rate File so as the name suggests .rmvb files use a variable bitrate whereas .rm files use a constant bitrate. These generally are reserved for online real-time video but the television series SouthPark is known to use the .rm extension.

10) .vob
.vob stands for Video Object File and is used in DVDs. It contains MPEG-2 video and several possible audio formats, as well as menus and interactivity. If you are downloading a .vob file then this means you are probably downloading a DVD-R.

11) .wmv
.wmv extensions usually indicate a re-encoded file (so file size will be smaller). This is mostly used for television series although a few movies have been known to carry this extension.

Misc Formats

1) .nfo

These are information files that generally accompany a release containing instructions on what to do with the download to get them to work, it is advised that you always download the nfo where it is posted to make life easier on you. To open and read these files right click on them and choose the open with option and choose notepad from the list, do not tick always use this programs as it could cause trouble in windows. There are third party programs that can be used to show off the "art work" of an nfo but in my own opinion they are not needed as the essential information is adequately displayed in notepad.

2) .pdf

The PDF format has become a standard for document transfer between computer architectures. A PDF file retains formatting for the file being transmitted. There are a few programs that can read these extentions which are:

- Adobe PDF Reader
- Brava! Reader Free PDF Viewer

For more information on other file extensions please visit FILExt.

Joke Time!

2009-05-08T06:11:00.004+08:00

Its joke time mga tropa, hehehe.

Joke #1
Street Vendor : "bili na kayo ng relo! gold watch ito!
pag namuti, white gold!
pag huminto stopwatch!"

comment: corny

Joke #2
Couple talking:
wife : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
husband : hello!? electrician ba ako?
wife : eh di pkigawa na lang hagdan natin.
husband : hello!? karpintero ba ako?
umalis c husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa bahay. tinanong niya wife kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.
wife : kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake ako ng cake.
husband : so pnag-bake mo siya ng cake?
wife : hello?! baker ba ako?!

comment:

Joke #3
WIFE: Himala! aga mong umuwi ngayon.
HUSBAND: Sunod ko lang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya "GO TO HELL", kaya ito uwi agad ako..

comment:

Joke #4
Population policies of countries:
China: Stop at 1 child.
Singapore: Stop at 2 children
Phil: STOP AT 4 A.M.!

Joke#5
WIFE: I'm warning you! Parating na husband ko in 1 hour!
HANDSOME VISITOR: Wala naman akong ginawang masama ah?
WIFE: kaya nga! kung may balak ka, GAWIN MONA!!!

Joke#6
ANG MARRIED LIFE....
May isang intsik na sa sobrang hilig sa karaoke ay inabot ng 5 am.
Dahil sa takot mabugbog ni misis, nag-text ng:
"HUWAG KA BAYAD RANSOM. NAKATAKAS AKO. UWI NA KO!"

Joke #7
Panahon ng mga Hapones
May mga hostage na mga dalagang Filipina ksama ang isang matandang lola

COMMANDER: Reypin nio LAHAT NG BABAE na hostage natin, LAHAT! WALANG ITITIRA!!
HOSTAGE: HUHUHUHUHUHUH, maawa na po kayo sa amin!!
LOLA: (nakangiti at masayang masaya sabay sabi) O MAMANG HAPON, NARINIG NIO HA!? LAHAT DAW SABI NI COMMANDER GENERAL...